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  • Drunken Grinch Birthday – Taco Issue is Out! Tons of Taco Pictures! – Letters About My Massage Article

    Of course I was a Grinch for my birthday. My mom told me not to grinch it. I grinched it. I mean… it was a fucking Tuesday. What did you expect? My birthday celebration was supposedly going to be Tacotopia on Saturday. But I had to work that weekend and I’m happy I did. Money…

    Matingas
    May 17, 2017

  • Girlfriend Wakes Me Up And I Tell Her The Shittiest Joke – Shooting the Adventures of K-Wamo and Chris – Hipster Pictures with a 1960’s Seagull TLR Medium Format Film Camera

    I swear that my girlfriend’s favorite activity is to not let me sleep. She woke up at around 5 a.m. stressed because she is worried she is going to get fired. And bugged me. Didn’t let me sleep. The shittiest joke in the world occurred to me. She told me she couldn’t sleep because of…

    Matingas
    May 9, 2017

  • Whores for Four and a Kid’s Birthday Party – Multiple Service Provider – Canelo vs Chavez and Melt-Banana!

    My life goes all crazy directions. One moment I’m at a kid’s birthday party, the next I’m in a brothel/strip club. My brother and his wife decided to have my little nephew’s party in a park in the middle of a fancy neighborhood far in Tijuana. Well… far for me. But it wasn’t really that…

    Matingas
    May 7, 2017

  • iPhone Went for a Swim – Sunday Cocktails and Cheese – Harold Ramis

    iPhone got water damaged. Not my iPhone. I am usually really good at taking care of my stuff. My girlfriend, again, broke her iPhone. It’s not even hers. It’s from work. She might get fired for this, but I doubt it. She woke up very worried about it at around 4:45 am. Her iPhone went…

    Matingas
    April 10, 2017

  • Eating Meatsies for David’s Birthday – Stupid Thoughts About Men and Women – Start Already Sunday!

    My computer is running extra slow today. It got restarted yesterday over some stuff that had to be installed. I just said, “do it at night computer.” Wake up, and it is painstakingly slow. It’s getting there. It’s like still waking up. I need to dump everything in my hard-drive and clean this fucker. It’s…

    Matingas
    April 9, 2017

  • 1,100 Pictures – Beer, BBQ, Baseball, Cheerleaders, Mascots, Fireworks, Shit Band, Non-Sense

    I took a massively 1,100 pictures last night. I guess this is nothing. I used to shoot over 2,000 frames a day. But by the end of the day, (or throughout the day) I would just select pics, and send it to the office. Editing was on the editors. SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT. Choose. Send. And…

    Matingas
    April 1, 2017

  • Reset Button, Time to Work – Uber, Emails, And Projects – But First, More Zelda

    Ahhh fuck. I don’t really feel like posting. I’m tired. I just want to play Zelda. And I made promises, so I have to keep them. I woke up at 5 am. This time it wasn’t to play Zelda. I stayed in bed. Pondering. ( and cuddling). There’s a lot in my mind. One thing…

    Matingas
    March 29, 2017

  • Crazy Bachelor Party – Playing Pokémon Go at Hong Kong – Moot Blog

    I skipped yesterday’s blog. That is the fifth time (I think) that I have skipped my blog this year. Maybe I should have one day off. Maybe I shouldn’t. I actually wanted to write things and stuff about stuff and things. But I woke up a bit late and I had a tour at noon.…

    Matingas
    March 26, 2017

  • Touring Minnesotans – Casa del Túnel, Cevicheria Nais, Teorema, Mezcalera, and (Zona)Norte – Sunday Brunch

    Like always. Super fun tour. I should be posting all of this in Tijuana Adventure instead of here. In fact, I should be posting over there more often. After every tour. And upload a couple pictures. This were my tourists: And here they are at La Casa del Túnel: Yep. 8 white guys from Minnesota.…

    Matingas
    March 5, 2017

  • Little Planet Photography Tijuana – Food Porn Pork/Bread Bresca – Fucking Friday!

    That was my first attempt at a Little Planet photo. I photoshopped a different one first while waiting to transfer this. The other attempt was too horrible that I don’t even consider it an attempt. This one was also not perfect. I dislike how it doesn’t end in a perfect circle. So I will make…

    Matingas
    February 24, 2017

  • Crappy Job Offer – Cover is Out!!! – Pepe Nacho Interviewed

    I received an email early  with the title “Blogging Opportunity.” They invited me to write for a webpage called “MyTrendingStories.” They complimented my blog, told me about their project, and invited me to be a part of it. If you type on a google search “my trending stories” the second option is “my trending stories…

    Matingas
    November 16, 2016

  • A thin line between work and hobby – Tijuana Adventure – Chevy Chase

    I hate work, most people hate work and I am like most people. However, I am by far on the side of people that enjoy their work, except you know actors and rockstars, I still simply prefer doing nothing. When I lived with my uncle for my senior year in High School, he told me…

    Matingas
    August 4, 2015

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