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Longest Story I’ve Written, Sent! – Yep. She’s a Beauty and I’m a Stay at Home Dad – FAKE News
Hey! Thanks to everyone congratulating me and telling my girlfriend is beautiful. She truly is. I’m still in awe in how pretty she is. And how comfortable I am with her. With us. Seeing her every morning makes me really happy. Waiting for her to get off work is a pain though. I finished work…
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Cake Day, Wedding Days, Tour Days!!! – She Got The Job – Bryan is Back and He got Fat
She came home yesterday when I was finishing my blog looking defeated. “Oh fuck,” I thought. But no. She got the job. She just doesn’t like it. Today is her first day. She described her boss like Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada. Never saw the movie. But I get it. Meryl Streep was a…
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Youngest Tijuana Adventurer – Danny Boy! – Border Wall Pics Published
What a busy Friday and Frinight. In the morning I went to Playas with San Francisco Chilanga girl, Cat. We went to investigate what was up with the border wall. Just a day after Trump signed the executive order… a flimsy (not to say shitty) chain-link fence was imposed over the already existing barrier. Waves…
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Mad Dog Mateo – Blackout Drunk Part 2 – Intensity!
Don Julio should change names to mindfuckery and memory erasing. Again. I partied with two South Africans that showed me that I have no limits when it comes to enjoying Tijuana debauchery. The plan was to go get a Montecristo sandwich at Azarosa, drink a beer, and pass out again. Azarosa was closed. So I…
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South African Adventure – I’m Still Drunk – Baby Nila
Oh god… Oh god… OH FUCK… I’m still drunk. I just saw that I have an extra $100. I have no idea what happened yesterday after a certain hour. What a crazy week I’ve had. It was my first South African tour. Just two cool guys from South Africa. At first I was having trouble…
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Lightworks is Here! – My Back is Bruised & Destroyed – Coffee and Whiskey
Lightworks, aka, Erik Trejo, aka one of the few people that can make me dance is here from Austin. He has a show in Ensenada. Then one in San Diego. Then one in Tijuana. I would go to all three, but I have a tour tomorrow. And I am going to the one to Ensenada.…
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Headache, Backache, and No Sleep… – But Great TJ Adventure – Skipped a Day
I skipped my blog yesterday for the first time all year! Also… didn’t do a single push-up! And I feel bad about it. How silly of me. Like I need to inform the internet of what I do everyday. But maybe someday, I’ll go back and read at all the idiotic shit I wrote. I…
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Oh Hai New Visitors – Stats Are Booming – Year Ends SOON!
YOUR STATS ARE BOOMING! My iPad tells me every 2 hours after I post a blog thingy. Then I look at my stats and it’s like “17 people visited your webpage.” Yep. It exaggerates by a lot. That’s not booming stats. But hey. The past two days without reddit gimmicks or anything, I’ve gotten over…
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Early Aussie Tour – Especiales and a Great Conversation – Super Moon was Liked
Yesterday I was not around at home at all because I had one of the earliest Tijuana Adventure tours ever…. I crossed the border around 9:30 am to meet with Ed and Eleanor from Melbourne, Australia. Ed has family in Los Angeles so apparently they visit frequently enough that a trip to Tijuana was due.…
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Reversed Age Technology – Cover Story! – Super Moon!
I woke up at 4 am and couldn’t go back to bed until 6 am… but then I didn’t really sleep… Kinda just waited until it was my regular morning time. Now I feel oddish. And I have a call for some psychological survey for creatives that would pay me for a few hours of…
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A thin line between work and hobby – Tijuana Adventure – Chevy Chase
I hate work, most people hate work and I am like most people. However, I am by far on the side of people that enjoy their work, except you know actors and rockstars, I still simply prefer doing nothing. When I lived with my uncle for my senior year in High School, he told me…
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New post every Monday! Today = Adam Levine
OHHHHH Yeaahhhhh!! I quit my job! It has been a really fast and weird year. My new years resolution to write more went nowhere, but like almost every year, I get shaken up more over my birthday than new years. I am almost thirty now (I turned 29 on May 16th). For that reason, I…
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