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June 2023: Most Insane Bachelor Party and More Tours – Seafood Cover Story – Tripping Balls at the Baseball Stadium
I’ve never done mushrooms in a stadium before. I love going to Toros. Going on shrooms… that’s something else. Like I said in my previous blog, life is going into insanity. It’s only been three weeks since I turned 37 and every weekend has been some crazy great shit. So great… that I decided I’m…
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A Great Sunday of Bowling, Beisbol, and David the Neighbor Going Away Party (sad!) – Eclipse Vomit – Throwback Celebrity Monday is Zooey Deschanel!
The eclipse is supposed to be going on right now. I already looked at the sun twice and my eyes hurt. So fuck doing it again. Nope. I didn’t buy them special glasses. If I’m blinded. You know why it was. Because I’m dumb. Coffee coffee coffee. David, the neighbor, just showered in the apartment…
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I’m Cletus From the Simpsons… According To The Baseball Stadium’s Giant Screen – Another Great and Successful Tour
Woke up hungover. It’s sort of fixed. Yesterday was a blast. My legs were hurting real bad from bowling. They still hurt. The clients arrived earlier than the hour they said. We were supposed to meet at 10 am. I messaged them at 9:30 am to see where they were at… they were already at…
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First Day of Adulting – Highway Driving – Pretend to be Andy
I thought I wouldn’t have time to word vomit this morning, but I made it quite early to the gig. My brother picked me up shortly after 7:30 am, we crossed the border, went to his work building, then I got his car. I am typing this on my iPad and it’s not as smooth…
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Somewhat Nervous to Adult – A&E Show? – Quitting Zelda
Again I woke up before dawn. This time it was the new gig that woke me up. I’m not totally nervous about the work, I will eventually have to do it. I’m nervous about doing adult stuff that comes with it. I’ve literally haven’t driven in the US in the past 5 years. I’m nervous…
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1,100 Pictures – Beer, BBQ, Baseball, Cheerleaders, Mascots, Fireworks, Shit Band, Non-Sense
I took a massively 1,100 pictures last night. I guess this is nothing. I used to shoot over 2,000 frames a day. But by the end of the day, (or throughout the day) I would just select pics, and send it to the office. Editing was on the editors. SHOOT SHOOT SHOOT. Choose. Send. And…
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Beisbol Today – My Twitter Account Got Hacked – Ska Show at Night!?
I’ve been waking up in the middle of a night with a cough and congested nose. This time was around 3 am. Went into the bathroom to spit. And I spat out fragments of mucus and blood. This has been going on for over a week. I’m not really sick, and it’s more grotesque than…
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Toros Baseball Press Conference – Or Shitty Runway – Thanks Bryan
Bryan is here. He is in the living room hanging out and listening to Death Grips. It’s the first time he hears Death Grips. He is pretty blown away. But I… Well… I gotta post in my blog like always. I woke up at a normal time for the first time in a while. Around…
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Job Cancellations on Post 98 – Toros de Tijuana Beisbol – Adriana Lima
It’s cloudy. There might be rainstorms. I already missed it a bit yesterday, but I might get one of those awesome lightning pictures. It’s been quite some time that I’ve desired this. Probably my whole life. I had an inspired week. A weird week (like always). A meaningless and meaningful week. A lot of action.…