Tag: vacation
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Oaxaca Day One, Almost No WiFi – Mosquitoes are Killing Me – Beach, Family, and Friends
WiFi is very limited. I’m barely even going to write on my blog during this trip. Or well… that depends. I’m also typing on my girlfriend’s computer. She’s showing me how her pinky toe got swollen because she hit herself last night. She claims she bumped into me. I don’t remember. I just say yes.…
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Dead Body Outside the Apartment at Midnight – September Plans – Oaxaca in Exactly One Month (Still Need Bisho Sitter)
There was a dead body outside my apartment around midnight yesterday. I was about to go to bed after watching somewhat shitty stand-up comedy brought to you by Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias. Two Latinos. Gerry something and Rick something. I couldn’t make it all the way through in either of their specials. Both of them gave…
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No Glamping but Mazunte, Oaxaca Soon – Astrophoto Workshop and Other Dreams – Shrimp/Octopus Tacos, Oysters, and Poke Delivery by Ancla Roja
Waking up at 6:30 a.m. on a Saturday morning sucks. It’s 9:41 a.m. and time has been still for those three hours. Coffee. TV. Internet. Coffee. Nothing else. Saturdays. You are not supposed to work. My girlfriend is at work. I don’t have much to do. The dude I want to interview is not there…
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Cake Day, Wedding Days, Tour Days!!! – She Got The Job – Bryan is Back and He got Fat
She came home yesterday when I was finishing my blog looking defeated. “Oh fuck,” I thought. But no. She got the job. She just doesn’t like it. Today is her first day. She described her boss like Meryl Streep in The Devil Wears Prada. Never saw the movie. But I get it. Meryl Streep was a…
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She Eats Salsa – 72 Hours or So – Not Ready for Mérida
Bisho is extremely jealous. He usually hates any strangers. Strangers that stay in my bed he gets even worse… And she has stayed with me since we met. It’s an odd feeling. I miss her already. In a way, I’ve only talked to women in my life just pretending to be interested. One thing in my…
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Exhausted with Trump – Homecooking – Dreaming of Merida Vacation
It’s been less than 2 weeks since Trump took office and it feels like it’s been more than a year. Each and every moment there is something going on with Trump. It’s tiresome. I don’t remember paying this much attention to every single move a president does in forever. It is especially fucking over innocent…
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(Ashley Tisdale) Getting Excited Over Nothing
Well, what can I say about Ashley Tisdale? Like I mentioned before, I had no idea which celebrity was who when I started this job, and I guess I still have no idea who Ashley Tisdale is, besides her work on High School Musical. I have never seen High School Musical either. I’ve watched one…
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(Victoria Beckham) Entry #2, May of 2007
First month in the City of Angels, First video sold: After my first experience with a celebrity on my very first day of being in LA, I was ready to look for a job, though I had no idea where to begin. My brother had to go back to work as a paparazzo and he…
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