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  • Week 19 + 20 (2025) – Coffee Shrooms for 40th Birthday and GF Vacation – Viral Tours and Videos – Viral Virus, I’m Still Sick

    It’s my birthday this week. In three days. I’m turning 39 but I tell people I’m turning 40. I don’t feel like I look forty. I got a haircute yesterday. The dude before me said he was turning 35. Fucker looked much older than me. Or perhaps I look much older and I just don’t…

    Matingas
    May 22, 2025

  • Sick and Out of Sync (with the GF) – Back to Playing Classical Guitar (Finally! My Nails Are Long For a Reason) – Pre-Approved Writing Missions Ahead

    You know what? Fuck my body. It’s being fucking weird lately. Two weeks ago I was super sick with a stomach flu that I was afraid to leave the house in case of an accident. It was fucking horrible. I was afraid of eating as well. Yesterday and the day before I had continuous mucus. I…

    Matingas
    July 7, 2017

  • Feeling Better, But Ego Hurt – On the BRATY Diet (No Beer or Coffee) – They Stealing Mah Pictures

    Well… I’m feeling much better. But yesterday. Yesterday was a fucking disaster. I don’t know what hurt more. My stomach, or that I wrote a post about my diarrhea. A hit on my ego for being a 31 year old who shit his pants while he was asleep. At least I wasn’t very explicit. But…

    Matingas
    June 27, 2017

  • COUGH! I Feel Sick – New iPhone and Snapchat – Photoshoot and Mérida!

    COUGH COUGH COUGH! I wake up with my nose clogged and coughing my lungs off to then spit out a gross phlegm from my throat. I felt like I was going to get sick since Sunday, but it was never bad and I ignored it. It hit me yesterday after eating a burger. Suddenly I…

    Matingas
    February 3, 2017

  • Spanglish Obsession – HP Not Fully Recovered – Bucket Shower

    At some point last night… I felt like I recovered all my HP. Suddenly, I wasn’t coughing, sneezing, or blowing my nose. Didn’t have a headache. I wasn’t ridiculously cold. I felt healthy. Just out of nowhere. Sometime after Jeopardy. I was coughing and sneezing and blowing my nose throughout the day (three TPs already).…

    Matingas
    December 1, 2016

  • Still Sick – The Year of No Guitar – WordPress Update

    This week is not going at all as I would like. I’m still sick. Probably worse. I woke up around 4 am feeling like shit and couldn’t go back to bed. I watched Rick & Morty for more than a couple of hours until I forced myself back to bed. I feel weak and cold.…

    Matingas
    November 29, 2016

  • Sick and Sore but Ready to Work – Shirtless Selfie in Bad Taste – Bristol Palin

    I woke up Sunday very sore and somewhat sick. Coughing. Aching. Sneezing. Dying. I’m still sick and sore today. But it wasn’t all that horrible. I got to be lazy and watch NFL all day like I do on Sundays. I also ordered a pizza and ate it whole in less than 30 minutes. Saturday…

    Matingas
    November 28, 2016

  • Fuck This Fever – Fuck the Broncos – Fuck Tom Brady (Gisele Bündchen Freebie)

    The week was somewhat wasteful. My roommate came back home on Tuesday (he has been gone most of the year). I went out with him and his dad for lunch. I had an octopus and cricket taco. It was bad. After that, we went early day drinking (at 3:00 pm). We met some strangers at…

    Matingas
    February 8, 2016

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