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  • Week 19 + 20 (2025) – Coffee Shrooms for 40th Birthday and GF Vacation – Viral Tours and Videos – Viral Virus, I’m Still Sick

    It’s my birthday this week. In three days. I’m turning 39 but I tell people I’m turning 40. I don’t feel like I look forty. I got a haircute yesterday. The dude before me said he was turning 35. Fucker looked much older than me. Or perhaps I look much older and I just don’t…

    Matingas
    May 22, 2025

  • May 16, 2023: 37th Birthday – So Many Tours, So Much Work – BorderKid Podcast and New Cover Coming Soon!

    Welp shit. I’m 37. For years, my birthdays have brought misery with them. It doesn’t feel that way anymore. May is always money. It’s been like that for a while. Before the pandemic, I covered Gator by the Bay and made good money during May. There are a lot of events. I get busy in…

    Matingas
    May 16, 2023

  • May 2018: One of the Best Birthdays – Even More Work (and More Pics!) – Lost Phone/New Phone

    My birthday month is almost over. Traditionally, I hate my birthday. Even since I was a kid, I had bad birthdays. Awesome parties where friends had fun. But something always happened to me that it would ruined it. Like getting kicked out of a trampoline. Like literally “kicked out” while playing Power Rangers. I remember…

    Matingas
    May 28, 2018

  • Girl Pool Birthday Party – Doida Gets a Cake to the Face – Fan Light Experiment and Tons More Pictures (Again)

    FUCKKK This coffee is weak. And it was expensive. It has a good smell and caramel notes. But weak as fuck. And I threw more beans than usual. It was better when I was mixing shitty cheap mud coffee with this shitty expensive coffee, but I ran out of the shitty cheap mud and now it’s…

    Matingas
    July 18, 2017

  • Drunken Grinch Birthday – Taco Issue is Out! Tons of Taco Pictures! – Letters About My Massage Article

    Of course I was a Grinch for my birthday. My mom told me not to grinch it. I grinched it. I mean… it was a fucking Tuesday. What did you expect? My birthday celebration was supposedly going to be Tacotopia on Saturday. But I had to work that weekend and I’m happy I did. Money…

    Matingas
    May 17, 2017

  • Cool, I’m 30 Now – I Live at a Brewery (Norte) – Nikki Reed

    ^That’s my birthday song. Every … Single… Year. Megan Fox also turns 30 today. I wonder how she is celebrating. Nah… I don’t.  Yes, I saw Megan Fox and I told her we had the exact same birthdate, I already posted about that here on my last birthday. No, I do not like Megan Fox.…

    Matingas
    May 16, 2016

  • From Paparazzo to Festival Organizer and More: Henry Rollins + TRF

    I had a great birthday. One of the best I ever had. The most memorable birthdays I ever had was when I got Super Smash Bros. for the N-64 when I was 13. The other was three years ago when I turned 25, quit my job and went on a road trip. Then this last one…

    Matingas
    May 19, 2014

  • (Victoria Beckham) Entry #2, May of 2007

    First month in the City of Angels, First video sold: After my first experience with a celebrity on my very first day of being in LA, I was ready to look for a job, though I had no idea where to begin. My brother had to go back to work as a paparazzo and he…

    Matingas
    October 8, 2012

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