I’m addicted to Candy Crush. I can’t stop playing. I woke up at 4:22 am to play Candy Crush…. Except it’s not Candy Crush. It’s the Jeopardy World Tour mobile app. It’s fucking great. Not a true Jeopardy because… well… it’s a mobile app. So it’s like Candy Crush and Jeopardy. It’s colorful. It’s addicting. … More Addicted to Candy Crush – Girlfriend is Dead (Clickbait Worked) – Slow Days Means I’m Depressed
I just cheated on my girlfriend. Everyone is probably like, “oh stop it with your shitty clickbait.” But I did. She’s doing errands for the job that she is getting. She is probably getting the job, right? I mean… why would they make her do all this shit and at the end be like “no … More I Cheated On My Girlfriend – Money Is Scarce, Have to Write – This is Post #300
My girlfriend is at a job interview right now. It’s freaking far. And it doesn’t look like it would pay much. So maybe it wasn’t even worth it. We’ll see how it goes. If it pays good enough, it might be a better choice. But she’s excited for the other job that she most likely … More Blog Paid: Word Vomit for Another Year – No Photo Missions, So Writing It Is – New Shower Curtain!!!
Alright! Word vomit time. I have absolutely no plans or have no idea what I’m about to type. Let’s see how this goes. Yesterday my girlfriend and I hung out with Bryan. Bryan only reads this blog after we hung out because he likes to read that he got mentioned. Hey, Bryan. You made it … More Hanging Out With Bryan – Fuck 182 – Amanda Crew (Do You Know Her?!)
The number of visitors on my blog are down. It’s not like I care much. I will continue to word vomit until something makes me stop. I wonder when that will be. I’m trying to reach the end of the year word vomiting daily and then see how I feel (it’s been less than a … More Shit Post #297… Close to 300! – SD Photo Mission Complete and Getting Hit On By a Gay Black Guy – Beer Reviews Don’t Attract Visitors
My girlfriend cooked dinner while I did office type work. The desk has always been like my office… but now with the whiteboard above me, it feels more real. I like it. It shows me clearly what I have to do. My schedule has always been pretty open to anything. With a couple of dates … More My Awesome Girlfriend Cooks Awesomely (and Also Pounds Beers) – Santuario New Brewery Review – Rejecting a Contract And Feeling Like a Douche About It
Woke up hungover. It’s sort of fixed. Yesterday was a blast. My legs were hurting real bad from bowling. They still hurt. The clients arrived earlier than the hour they said. We were supposed to meet at 10 am. I messaged them at 9:30 am to see where they were at… they were already at … More I’m Cletus From the Simpsons… According To The Baseball Stadium’s Giant Screen – Another Great and Successful Tour