Feeling Better, But Ego Hurt – On the BRATY Diet (No Beer or Coffee) – They Stealing Mah Pictures

Well… I’m feeling much better. But yesterday. Yesterday was a fucking disaster. I don’t know what hurt more. My stomach, or that I wrote a post about my diarrhea. A hit on my ego for being a 31 year old who shit his pants while he was asleep. At least I wasn’t very explicit. But … More Feeling Better, But Ego Hurt – On the BRATY Diet (No Beer or Coffee) – They Stealing Mah Pictures

A Very Shitty Morning – Bowling and Arcade Dancing – Celebrity Monday: Freida Pinto and Dev Patel

This is quite possibly my shittiest morning ever. Literally. The stomach flu is worse than I gave credit it for. And it’s disgusting. Avoiding details. But let’s just say I just lost a pair of underwear. Also. Quite possibly also lost my pajama pants. Sigh. I want coffee but I have no idea what to … More A Very Shitty Morning – Bowling and Arcade Dancing – Celebrity Monday: Freida Pinto and Dev Patel

Stupid Stomach Virus – Sleeping and Cleaning is What She Does! – Reddit Karma and Article 99% Done

Yep. I definitely have a stomach virus. It sucks. I woke up at 3 am because I felt like puking. It was a false alarm. I barely even had food yesterday. I’m too scared of eating. You can imagine what happens after I eat. I talked to my friend Pedro and he has a similar … More Stupid Stomach Virus – Sleeping and Cleaning is What She Does! – Reddit Karma and Article 99% Done

Mexico to the Semis and This is a Gross Post – Octopus Tacos and Mamut Beers – Almost Done With Work (word!)

Yay! I’m 80% done with the article. Or so it feels. Of course, I’m not happy with it. But I’m never happy with any of my articles. My girlfriend read the very rough draft and she likes it. The article still has a lot of parts that just read EXPAND or FIX THIS PART or … More Mexico to the Semis and This is a Gross Post – Octopus Tacos and Mamut Beers – Almost Done With Work (word!)

Britney Post From Five Years Ago = Pretty Good – Slow Week No Photo Only Writing – Coffee IPAs

Alright. Let’s do this. This week was SLOW. With absolutely no photo missions and working fucking slow… this week has been nothing. I wanted to be done with the complete rough draft for today. I actually told myself I wouldn’t word vomit until I was done working for a bit. I didn’t. Just binged on … More Britney Post From Five Years Ago = Pretty Good – Slow Week No Photo Only Writing – Coffee IPAs

Confederations Cup Mornings – From Sushi to Pesto Pasta and a Shitty Movie – Parents

Soccer soccer soccer! Did you guys watch that Mexico vs New Zealand yesterday?! Circus circus circus! What a fucking shit show. It was as if a cocky teenager was about to play FIFA (or insert soccer game here) against a kid that has barely played a video game in their life. The teenager, full of … More Confederations Cup Mornings – From Sushi to Pesto Pasta and a Shitty Movie – Parents

Other Matt (Furlong) is in Tj – More Sushi by Babe and Tonight Pesto Pasta – New Gig: Downtown Craft Beer Map

Mateo..! Suarez.. ! Mateo.. I heard someone screaming my name just as I was waking up. It was Matthew Furlong, the other Matthew in Tijuana. There’s probably way more. Matthew is too much of a common name. He texted me early in the morning asking if he could crash here. I plan on replying a bit … More Other Matt (Furlong) is in Tj – More Sushi by Babe and Tonight Pesto Pasta – New Gig: Downtown Craft Beer Map