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Week 17 (2025) – Chicagoans Bachelor Party Tour Featuring Rick Bayless – TikTok Live and New Books (coming) and New Mouse – Busy May and I’m 39
Ooooeee! What a Tijuana Adventure bachelor party tour! It was… legendary! Fucking Rick Bayless. What are the odds? What are the odds that a celebrity chef based in Chicago would be in a bar in Tijuana when I was touring Chicago boys around?! Seriously… the fucking odds… It was the cherry on the pie from…
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Week 16 (2025) – Bad April Almost Done, Don’t Give Up – Busy May Upcoming – New Books and Merch Ideas Also Upcoming
I had a great weekend. I was supposed to have a tour on Saturday. They paid the deposit. And… they canceled one hour before the tour. “Don’t worry, make your money” he said when he canceled. I’m not sure if he will re-book or if he will be back. His cancellation was sketchy. But hey.…
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Week 15 (2025) – April Got Better (and More to Come) – I Wore a MAGA Hat and Didn’t Like It – Full Moon 18
I’m on a TikTok live. I have much work to do. I can’t write and be on TikTok live at the same time. I get distracted. It’s hard to do. It was a helluva of a week. Yeah. That TikTok live consumed my time and I didn’t write my blog. I’ll be going on TikTok…
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Week 14 (2025) – Shit April Continues – iMac Dies and Revives in Sonoma (OCLP) – Okayish DotA Team and TikTok Lives
Ooooeee shit! What a horrible start to April. I was going to write about how happy I am because I finally got an SSD external hard drive and I did Open Core Legacy Patcher and updated my iMac to Sonoma. DotA was running great. I downloaded the new Luminar “Neo” and it was working smoothly.…
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Week 13 (2025) – AI Blog Posting (or Is It?) – Newish Camera GoPro 10 and a Ton of Content – Bad Start to April
It’s been shitty and depressing days… Ever since I lost my camera. But fear not, I got another camera now. It’s a GoPro 10. A friend gave it to me. A gift and a loan at the same time. He says he doesn’t use it, but if I get another camera, to give it back.…
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Week 12 (2025) – DJI Camera Lost/Stolen – Ensenada Beer Fest Adventure – Australian Paparazzo Interview – Swagyu and Tours
Sad fucking Monday. Today is Tuesday. But it was a sad fucking Monday. What a great weekend… and woke up on Monday to sadness. I lost my camera. Or it was stolen… I didn’t have a tour this weekend. I didn’t have much this weekend. And two last minute things happened. I went to San…
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Week 11 (2025) – Influencer Game and Rainy Tours – Taking Pictures and Sushi Spot Review
Chrome crapped out. My iMac can’t handle it. I’m using Safari and it’s working fine though it’s an outdated Safari. Things run smoothly. I can write here in my blog. I can browse standard websites and watch Netflix. I can still play DotA. Chrome has been my browser for years. It knows me. I deleted…
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Week 10 (2025) – Rainy Party Tours – Ensenada Baby Shower Photoshoot
It’s rainy and shitty again. It seems to be like that every time I write. The street still smells like shit. I wonder if Tijuana will ever fix it. A river of sewer water is running four floors beneath me. My downstairs neighbor has it worse. The people that live near street level… Yeah. The…
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Week 9 (2025) – Sick Kitty and Dumb Comments – More Tours and Mochomos Review
Chimba is sick. She started puking on Friday. That’s normal. She pukes often. Like twice or so every two weeks. But the second puke looked different. Too much fluid. Then she puked again. Saturday, she did the same. Puked four or five times during the course of the day. Sunday I took her to the…
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Week 8 (2025) – Tijuana Party Tours and Deep Tissue Massage – Ensenada Beer Fest Package Tour!
It’s the end of February 2025. End of the short month that felt kind of long. Not that many tours but the month got rescued by a couple of tours by the end. I don’t have a tour this weekend. I got an email yesterday asking for a tour for today (very short noticed). I…
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Week 7 (2025) – Sad Days but Great Valentine’s – No More San Diego Reader – Influencer And Tour Guide Keeps Growing
What a wild and sad Monday I had. It started with a classic tour with two lovely people from Northern California. Both school teachers. Both spoke Spanglish. Both have been to Tijuana before, but they’ve never seen my Tijuana. It was a classic tour. From the arch to the oldest streets, to the dives, the…
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Week 6 (2025) – Things End and Selling Shit – Slow February Continues (Post 664)
This is post number 664. That’s a lot of blog posts about my life. And that’s also a very Tijuana number. February is slow. Not that many Tijuana Adventures this month. January was good, so I have enough money. Fuckkkkk DotA! Such a fucking addicting game that is also so shitty. Five losses in a…
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Week 5 (2025) – Slow February Start – Selling Gear, Going to Ensenada
It’s hard to write when there isn’t much to write about. It’s not Monday. It’s Tuesday already. And I got nothing. I don’t have a tour this weekend (as of now). I have to create my own jobs. Ensenada Adventure: creating content for that soon. I have a lot of work. But it’s all tedious…
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Week 4 (2025) – Long January – Fuckiness but Financially Fine
It’s still January. What a long January. It’s been a good January so far. A lot of work. It was a busy week. A crazy week. After the hospital craze, I had a couple tours. One on Friday, it went wild. One on Saturday, it went wild. I have to do the social media video…
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Week 3 (2025) – Bring It 2025 (but be nice) – 6 Years of 2nd Life
My mom would have hated this day more than I do. She hated Trump. And his first hour as president for a second round is plenty dramatic. I hate this day not much because of that. Because it marks six years without my mom. The new life. And since then, shit got crazy. I’m used…
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Week 2 (2025) – Of Sadness and Love -Ensenada Adventure Business Venture
I feel empty. Sort of incomplete. Like I lost a limb. An extension of myself. My girlfriend broke up with me. Or I broke up with her. I asked her if she wanted to be my girlfriend for 2025. Not beyond that. Another year. The first one went fast. I love being with her. She…
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Week 1 (2025) – Houston Brewery Reviews and Family Xmas Love – Year Starts with a ton of Tours
It’s the first Monday of the year. I said I would write every Monday. The year started heavy with work. Four tours in a row. I’ve never done four tours in a row… However, I’ve done tours for three or four days straight (bachelor parties). People are hitting me up for bachelor parties this year.…
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December 2024: Tijuana Korean Party Tours – A Ton of Merch – 2025 Goals
It’s the end of the year!!! And December is mega slow. It was very slow last year. It’s very slow this year. At least I made good money in November. I made good money in October. But no money December. I got a shit ton of merch though!!! Merch merch merch! The first batch of…
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November 2024: New Shirt, Chinese Food! – Tía Visits from Texas – Halloween 2024 and More
So much anger. Fucking Calimax on Calle Segunda. That’s all I wrote before having breakfast. Sometimes I have anger issues. But that fucking super market… 8 people waiting in line with only one cashier open. I’m on 7th place and I only need eggs, tortillas, and orange juice. I see a cashier moving to a…
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October 2024: Shirts Sold Out (Aloha and Ballena) – NFL Parlay and Xolos Soccer Game Influencer – Six Flags
I was so close. It felt so euphoric. All I needed was for Tucker to make it. The line was -2.5. It went to overtime. And the fucking Ravens did it! They won the fucking game. I was on my to convert 200 pesos to 34,000 pesos on my parlay bet. I was so excited.…
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September 2024: NFL Fantasía is BACK – Reaching A Million People with Videos – Aloha Shirt Coming Soon
OH YES! Start writing soon. I haven’t written as much as I said I would. I only have 4 stories in the San Diego Reader published this year. One of them was a cover. I like that cover. I like almost all my cover stories. There is another story credited to this year, but I…
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August 2024: Moon-Versary Surprise – Padres vs Toros – New La Ballena Long Bar Shirts!!!
There. I did it. I finished my paparazzi book in Español. Now all I have to do is package it nicely for Amazon and it will be available for sale. For now, you can read it for free. 27 chapters of my book in Español. Oh yeah. I still need to write a proper intro……
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July 2024: Happy Birthday Cancer Women – Half a Million Views and more Tours – Free Paparazzi Book En Español
Happy birthday Cancer women! Happy birthday mom! Your birthday is tomorrow. You would’ve been 66. I miss you daily. I can’t believe it’s been five years. It’s a new life. Barely learning how to adult at 38. Happy birthday girlfriend! Your birthday was three days ago and it went great. We had a lovely dinner.…
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June 2024: Seattle Romantics – Tourists, Pinballs, Food, and Beer – Halfway through 2024 and More Tours
It didn’t rain one single day we were in Seattle. It drizzled one morning but we were snoozing. We slept until late and still manage to squeeze so many things in our Seattle visit. It went great. I’ve been video blogging it on all my medias. It barely gets views. But that’s okay. I like…
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Tijuana Adventure Beer Guide 2025
I’ve been working on this guide for years and it is not complete because things change in the beer game so fast. This guide will constantly be updated until I publish it for 2025. With your support, I don’t want to stop in Tijuana but also cover Ensenada, Mexicali, and the rest of Baja. A…
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