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Week 14 (2025) – Shit April Continues – iMac Dies and Revives in Sonoma (OCLP) – Okayish DotA Team and TikTok Lives
Ooooeee shit! What a horrible start to April. I was going to write about how happy I am because I finally got an SSD external hard drive and I did Open Core Legacy Patcher and updated my iMac to Sonoma. DotA was running great. I downloaded the new Luminar “Neo” and it was working smoothly.…
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Week 13 (2025) – AI Blog Posting (or Is It?) – Newish Camera GoPro 10 and a Ton of Content – Bad Start to April
It’s been shitty and depressing days… Ever since I lost my camera. But fear not, I got another camera now. It’s a GoPro 10. A friend gave it to me. A gift and a loan at the same time. He says he doesn’t use it, but if I get another camera, to give it back.…
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Week 12 (2025) – DJI Camera Lost/Stolen – Ensenada Beer Fest Adventure – Australian Paparazzo Interview – Swagyu and Tours
Sad fucking Monday. Today is Tuesday. But it was a sad fucking Monday. What a great weekend… and woke up on Monday to sadness. I lost my camera. Or it was stolen… I didn’t have a tour this weekend. I didn’t have much this weekend. And two last minute things happened. I went to San…
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Week 11 (2025) – Influencer Game and Rainy Tours – Taking Pictures and Sushi Spot Review
Chrome crapped out. My iMac can’t handle it. I’m using Safari and it’s working fine though it’s an outdated Safari. Things run smoothly. I can write here in my blog. I can browse standard websites and watch Netflix. I can still play DotA. Chrome has been my browser for years. It knows me. I deleted…
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Week 10 (2025) – Rainy Party Tours – Ensenada Baby Shower Photoshoot
It’s rainy and shitty again. It seems to be like that every time I write. The street still smells like shit. I wonder if Tijuana will ever fix it. A river of sewer water is running four floors beneath me. My downstairs neighbor has it worse. The people that live near street level… Yeah. The…
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Week 9 (2025) – Sick Kitty and Dumb Comments – More Tours and Mochomos Review
Chimba is sick. She started puking on Friday. That’s normal. She pukes often. Like twice or so every two weeks. But the second puke looked different. Too much fluid. Then she puked again. Saturday, she did the same. Puked four or five times during the course of the day. Sunday I took her to the…
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Week 8 (2025) – Tijuana Party Tours and Deep Tissue Massage – Ensenada Beer Fest Package Tour!
It’s the end of February 2025. End of the short month that felt kind of long. Not that many tours but the month got rescued by a couple of tours by the end. I don’t have a tour this weekend. I got an email yesterday asking for a tour for today (very short noticed). I…
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Week 7 (2025) – Sad Days but Great Valentine’s – No More San Diego Reader – Influencer And Tour Guide Keeps Growing
What a wild and sad Monday I had. It started with a classic tour with two lovely people from Northern California. Both school teachers. Both spoke Spanglish. Both have been to Tijuana before, but they’ve never seen my Tijuana. It was a classic tour. From the arch to the oldest streets, to the dives, the…
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Week 6 (2025) – Things End and Selling Shit – Slow February Continues (Post 664)
This is post number 664. That’s a lot of blog posts about my life. And that’s also a very Tijuana number. February is slow. Not that many Tijuana Adventures this month. January was good, so I have enough money. Fuckkkkk DotA! Such a fucking addicting game that is also so shitty. Five losses in a…
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Week 4 (2025) – Long January – Fuckiness but Financially Fine
It’s still January. What a long January. It’s been a good January so far. A lot of work. It was a busy week. A crazy week. After the hospital craze, I had a couple tours. One on Friday, it went wild. One on Saturday, it went wild. I have to do the social media video…
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Week 3 (2025) – Bring It 2025 (but be nice) – 6 Years of 2nd Life
My mom would have hated this day more than I do. She hated Trump. And his first hour as president for a second round is plenty dramatic. I hate this day not much because of that. Because it marks six years without my mom. The new life. And since then, shit got crazy. I’m used…
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Week 2 (2025) – Of Sadness and Love -Ensenada Adventure Business Venture
I feel empty. Sort of incomplete. Like I lost a limb. An extension of myself. My girlfriend broke up with me. Or I broke up with her. I asked her if she wanted to be my girlfriend for 2025. Not beyond that. Another year. The first one went fast. I love being with her. She…
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Week 1 (2025) – Houston Brewery Reviews and Family Xmas Love – Year Starts with a ton of Tours
It’s the first Monday of the year. I said I would write every Monday. The year started heavy with work. Four tours in a row. I’ve never done four tours in a row… However, I’ve done tours for three or four days straight (bachelor parties). People are hitting me up for bachelor parties this year.…
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December 2024: Tijuana Korean Party Tours – A Ton of Merch – 2025 Goals
It’s the end of the year!!! And December is mega slow. It was very slow last year. It’s very slow this year. At least I made good money in November. I made good money in October. But no money December. I got a shit ton of merch though!!! Merch merch merch! The first batch of…
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November 2024: New Shirt, Chinese Food! – Tía Visits from Texas – Halloween 2024 and More
So much anger. Fucking Calimax on Calle Segunda. That’s all I wrote before having breakfast. Sometimes I have anger issues. But that fucking super market… 8 people waiting in line with only one cashier open. I’m on 7th place and I only need eggs, tortillas, and orange juice. I see a cashier moving to a…
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October 2024: Shirts Sold Out (Aloha and Ballena) – NFL Parlay and Xolos Soccer Game Influencer – Six Flags
I was so close. It felt so euphoric. All I needed was for Tucker to make it. The line was -2.5. It went to overtime. And the fucking Ravens did it! They won the fucking game. I was on my to convert 200 pesos to 34,000 pesos on my parlay bet. I was so excited.…
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August 2024: Moon-Versary Surprise – Padres vs Toros – New La Ballena Long Bar Shirts!!!
There. I did it. I finished my paparazzi book in Español. Now all I have to do is package it nicely for Amazon and it will be available for sale. For now, you can read it for free. 27 chapters of my book in Español. Oh yeah. I still need to write a proper intro……
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July 2024: Happy Birthday Cancer Women – Half a Million Views and more Tours – Free Paparazzi Book En Español
Happy birthday Cancer women! Happy birthday mom! Your birthday is tomorrow. You would’ve been 66. I miss you daily. I can’t believe it’s been five years. It’s a new life. Barely learning how to adult at 38. Happy birthday girlfriend! Your birthday was three days ago and it went great. We had a lovely dinner.…
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May 2024: Tijuana Beer Guide 2025 – Haters and Fans – More Gigs, More Jobs, More Merch
I’m going to be 38 in a month. I’ve been writing my blog a couple of weeks before the month in the title, no idea why. I write when I feel like writing and when I have the time. I got published twice this week. First article I got some nasty comments. But hey. At…
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April 2024: Great March, Could be Greater – Recognized Much and Merch – Bye Donatella!
I was walking in downtown Tijuana yesterday with my girlfriend when from behind me I heard: “Oh! It’s Matingas!” I turned around after hearing my name. It was an older gentleman I didn’t recognize. He identified himself as knowing me from Instagram, then it clicked. He had a group of people behind him. He was…
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February 2024: 11 Years in the Reader, SD Mag First Time – Social Media Lives – Tijuana Adventure Souvenir Shop
I’m on TikTok live. That’s what I was doing when I started this blog. It went poorly. I got distracted and didn’t write what I wanted to write. I just went on TikTok live and talked to myself for a bit. Two people stayed for a while and asked about celebrities, and I showed them…
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January 2024: Top 10 Mexican Craft Beers of 2023 – 2024 Starts with a Cover – Houston X-Mas Vacation
Hey. I’ll write all of this tomorrow. That’s what I always tell myself. Let’s see if tomorrow I’ll write it. It’s tomorrow. It rained all morning. My girlfriend went to work. I spent the last days of the year with her. I spend the first days of the year with her. I still like her…
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December 2023: Mexicali Beer Fest (Photo Album) – SD Mag Published – No Real Job, Just a Lot of Work for 2024
AHH!! It’s December already! I’ve been wanting to write my blog since weeks ago, yet I didn’t. I’ve been wanting to write to my tía in Houston since September, yet I haven’t. I’m leaving to Houston soon! December is here! I miraculously made it all work! I don’t like using the word miraculously or using…

