• Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr Broke Up! Sad Face :(

    And I found out about it because Orlando Bloom was on the Colbert Report. That’s how out of the loop I am and how bad I can be with catchy celebrity news titles. But hey, this is not about the celebrity, is about the experiences I had with them, so yeah, it’s about me. As […]

  • Macaulay Fuckin’ Culkin was in Tijuana!

    A serious WTF?!?!?! Culkin was in motherfucking TJ! This guy is an elusive creature. Almost all child stars are, except Elijah Wood, that guy is the nicest guy ever. There’s probably more, but I can’t think of any child Hollywood star that is sane beside Elijah. Can’t wait until Suri Cruise grows up into a […]

  • Apparently Innocent Miley Cyrus Did Some Controversial Shit

    It’s so weird to see everyone talking about Miley on the VMAs and what she did during her live show. Everyone on my facebook, reddit and other internet sites I frequent can’t stop talking about it. I haven’t seen the video, but the screen caps are enough to tell me what she did. But how […]

  • Who the Fuck is Lake Bell?

    That’s exactly what I asked my boss when he told me to go to LAX to cover Lake Bell. I also asked him what kind of name is Lake Bell? He said that he had a hunch she would be famous sometime soon. And here I am 4 years later watching her go on The […]

  • (Paul McCartney) Favorite pictures, Reddit AMA (faq), Life Update, Blogging, etc.

    Life Update and Reddit I haven’t been able to post on my blog as frequently as I want since I’ve been getting busy with life. I now work for a website about soccer and it has kept me busier than I’d imagined. I am also giving guitar lessons and hope to do more of that. […]

  • (Donald Faison, Zach Braff and Bob Saget) He Sucks Dick for Coke

    Hey, remember how in my last post I said I was going post about a real celebrity…. Well, I lied. Two days after I saw Ashley Tisdale and got excited over nothing, I saw some girls getting excited over someone worse. It was after shooting the guys from Scrubs that I walked back to terminal […]

  • (Ashley Tisdale) Getting Excited Over Nothing

    Well, what can I say about Ashley Tisdale? Like I mentioned before, I had no idea which celebrity was who when I started this job, and I guess I still have no idea who Ashley Tisdale is, besides her work on High School Musical. I have never seen High School Musical either. I’ve watched one […]

  • (Natalie Portman) My First Disappointment and My First Car Chase

    I should start by saying that I’m a huge Natalie Portman fan (her real last name is Hershlag, something I’ve known since I was 14). As a teenager I was completely in love with her, and not because of her great acting, but because my biggest crush in school resembled her. Needless to say, I […]

  • (Jessica Simpson) Graduated College and Started My Paparazzo Job

    I graduated in May 2008 from Saint John’s University in Minnesota and I was moving to Hollywood, Ca. for my new job. My brother got a two bedroom apartment on the corner of Curson Ave. and Rosewood Ave., rent was $2,000 dollars which we split 50/50 though he had a bigger room. First order of […]

  • (Paris Hilton) Oh yeah.. I also saw her on the summer of 2007

    I’m not done talking about the summer of 2007 just yet…I forgot that I also saw Paris Hilton and her jail drama. Back in June 2007 when I was still an amateur paparazzo and only worked doing video I covered the Paris Hilton story with my brother and so did a million others. Paris lived […]